One Time for the One Time

from by Jewd Quinn



Dedicated to the memory of Hector Cedillo, a close friend who was murdered inside his own home. But hey, look on the bright side. At least the killer is still free.


1. The Problem with Monster Hits

2. Vietnam Vets

3. Stupidity Bludgeons the Workforce

4. The Rhythmic Bartender

5. The Perverted Customer

6. PIE

7. George Michael's "The Arsonist"

8. Know Homo

9. Blowjobs

10. Honesty

11. Stop Chucking Around

12. A Drug Dealer without a Car

13. Neo-Confederates, Neo-Nazis, and Melted Neapolitan Ice Cream

14. Bad Products

15. Protesters Took to their Beds to Express Great Disdain over Anti-Masturbation Legislation


from One Time for the One Time, released December 17, 2015
(c) Jewd Quinn, MJL. All Rights Reserved.
Produced by The Vasectomy Raisin Company.
Sponsored by Stop Chucking Around.
One Time for(r) the One Time, a Vasectomy Raisin brand.



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