Instructions to my Boss for Buying a Bag of Weed

from by Jewd Quinn

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You'll never find
The lighter you're looking for
You'll never find
The sack of weed that's disappeared
Where could it be?
Is it in your beard?
I think it's in your beard.
I said maybe you should check your beard.
Perhaps it's under your beard.
Oh, damn it, please check your beard.
It could even be inside your beard.
Seriously. You have a really big beard.
Beard.

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from One Time for the One Time, released December 17, 2015
(c) 2015 Jewd Quinn, MJL. All Rights Reserved.
Produced by The Vasectomy Raisin Company.

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